Someone said I was able to type/talk really well (annie) :) I wanted to let you know how that is possible. I went to training classes! The instructor tried to put me in the baby class but I wouldnt let her! I am a big girl! I passed the class with flying colors and the instructor even said she has NEVER seen a dachshund so well behaved! I only acted good because of the treats and I liked showing those snotty cocker spaniels that I was better than them! hehe
I have been on this green bean diet Mommy found for over two months now. I have lost some weight but I am STARVING!! I could eat a...BIRD! But Mommy says I can never eat another bird..We will see. I want to kill all birds!
This morning a bird tormented me. Mommy and Daddy were laughing so hard Mommy had to go pee! The devil bird would go to one side of the pool, chirp at me and then when I got over to that side the EVIL BIRD would fly to the other side of the pool and chirp at me some more! When I got over to THAT side the DEVIL INCARNATE would go back to the other side! This THING (it will soon be my snack) kept this up for over 20 minutes!! I was so mad! I hate birds! Soon my yummy treat you will be mine!